Significant Other (whom I should really give a name but she didn’t like any of my suggestions) did a pros and cons of where to stay during lockdown.
The nudist club:
Pros: Outside space and car parking.
Cons: Small space, in the arse end of nowhere, not near shops, not near a hospital, no phone line, woefully slow internet.
Cons: No outside space. (Juliette balcony doesn’t really count. No car parking.
Pros: In a town, near shops, near a hospital, a phone line, ridiculously fast internet, spare bedroom.
So we are locked up in her apartment. We’ll either get through this or kill each other. Not sure which yet.